Chuck Norris Jokes


 * Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
 * Chuck Norris and Mr. T walk into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, because you can't hold that much epicness in one building
 * Chuck Norris abducts aliens
 * Chuck Norris beat Rocky Balboa
 * Chuck Norris put the "chuck" in nunchuckus
 * Chuck Norris sings the Alphabet song in any order
 * Chuck Norris once watched Chris Angel levitate. He then laughed and flew away
 * Chuck Norris pees Adamantium
 * Chuck Norris released 3 studio albums with a 12 man band...by HIMSELF
 * At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half
 * When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella, he can dodge the raindrops
 * 'Round here we only use Chuck Norris toilet paper; rough, tough, and don't take crap from no one!
 * When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, he doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into a Chuck Norris
 * Chuck Norris can divide by zero
 * Chuck Norris can swim on land
 * Chuck Norris started his own business. President Obama 100% acknowledges that Chuck Norris DID build that